poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

Poopsnake

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

by Spider Man January 5, 2004

poopsweat

A stagnant odor best described as being half poop and half sweat. Most commonly found in the carpet and furniture left by previous renters in apartments. Scientifically proven to be 6 billion times stronger than Febreze so don't even try.

Dude, that couch smells like freaking poopsweat so don't put your face near it.

by lemonscented May 18, 2008

Poopshake

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.

"Everybody do the poopshake!"

by theloneas August 29, 2006

Poopsnake

A slender turd similar in shape and size to that of a snake.

After noticing MCHammer camping people for extended periods of time, Ice thought he was quite the poopsnake.

by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

poopsnaggle

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

by Greenbeans November 2, 2007

Popspeak

The language of pop culture. Usually annoying and quick to die in nature.

Teenager #1: Bro, you just got owned!
Teenager #2: Totally Raped!
Me: I'm not sure how getting hit by a tennis ball is anything like being someone's possession or the terror of forced sex.
My Friend: Can't get to angry at the youngsters, they're immersed in popspeak.

by Schuyler_15 August 1, 2009