Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

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Poopetrate

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.

To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.

by dmar239 March 21, 2013

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moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

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Poopler

a series of pipes that are fit into peoples anus's for the pleasure of exchanging fecal matter back and forth.

Joe: hey I got some pvc pipe.
Dodge: Wanna Poopler?!
Joe: why yes I would good friend!

by rocklobzsta January 20, 2011

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Poopietown

-noun

1. Home of all things poopy.
2. Toilet.

College student #1: Bro, I'm sad.
College student #2: I know what will cheer you up, dude.
College student #1: What's that, bro?
College student #2: Visit Poopietown!
College student #1: YEAH BRO!

by Mayor of Poopietown December 1, 2010

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