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poophole

What you poop from
my poophole is worn out
by lilpoophole1 May 18, 2018
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poophole pilot

Someone who likes to have anal sex!
Man you're so gay, you're such a poophole pilot!
by Kosta Kara July 26, 2006
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poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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poophole sniffer

something that enjoys sniffing poopholes
My cat Emily is a poophole sniffer.
by Laura April 27, 2004
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Poopilepsy

Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.
Dude, I went to the doctor today. I've got poopilepsy. It's terminal.
by schmoobie May 12, 2014
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Poophole

Similar to a loophole in a signed agreement, except the legal binding fixates on the defense, who is the recipient of the injunction that requires the alleged offender to bottom for the prosecution. If the motion is carried, the defense is legally obligated to provide analingus to the prosecution with the alternative being legal and financial penalization. Similar to a plea deal or a settlement, a poophole is designed with the intention of reducing the legal and/or financial burden imposed on the defense in the event of a victory for the prosecution. The poophole itself is a mysterious and mostly unknown legal strategy that can be employed against the defense if they're cute and promiscuous enough.
Joseph: So, how did your court case go down?
Uriel: Ah, it went better than I expected. I thought they'd try to incarcerate me but instead, I got let off with a Poophole clause.
Joseph: That's wassup
by Bigfinger4000 November 14, 2020
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poophole

self expanatory
i liked her poophole and got shit in my mouth. i didnt mind though, cause it tasted like corn. i love corn.
by Some Guy February 24, 2003
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