Poopdick

a condition following the act of anal sex in which the pitcher's penis is partially or fully covered by the catcher's excrement Note: only when not using a raincoat

BITCH GAVE ME POOPDICK" "I AIN'T NO BITCH

by rlpaaanrt July 23, 2010

Poopdick

Poopdick is when 2 male high school or college lacrosse, ultimate frisbee, or rugby players engage in anal sex, resulting in one of their penises being coated in fecal matter. Poopdick has been known to take place in places such as Berkeley, CA, Santa Barbara, CA, Albany, CA, Phoenix, AZ, Kansas City, MO, and Manchester, NH.

Dude, I was fuckin' this girl in the ass, and she totally sharded on my dick, man!

Ewww gross! Poopdick! Awww..... Now It's on both our dicks....

by Chadbrochill127 April 2, 2010

Poopdick

a side affect from the smitty handshake. when affiliated with the smitty/vicious clan it is common to get a major poopdick

smittys odar caused an extreme poopdick to the young girls scouts selling juicy juice, 100 percent juice for 100 percent kids

by stephen catlin August 18, 2003

Poopdick

Poopdick is a Brandon who fucked up one Saturday night when he was really fucked up and stuck it in the wrong hole

God look Noah got that Poopdick

by Poop dickens May 9, 2014

Poopdick

the best graffiti tag in all of Greenwich Village. Limited to only one tag on Greenwich and Bethune street behind D'agastinos

Huntr: yo... look
Jake: POOPDICK
Huntr: N1993R5 smell bad
Jake: yes
Huntr: wtf is a poopdick?
Jake and Huntr: hahahhahahaah

by JFriedman April 30, 2008

poopdick

having poop on the penis after anal sex

Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.

by mamamomash March 20, 2003

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005