doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

poontending

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

by josedagardner March 27, 2006

poonteeth

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

pootiewooskie

A woman’s vagina that has an unpleasant odor.

That pootiewooskie smells like two hobos butt fucking in the desert.

by Realjohnayo December 12, 2018

poontiac

a large old american car with a huge back seat suited for having sex

I cruised the strip in my 2-door '67 POONTIAC Bonneville looking for some hot action.

by minimalsidefx April 1, 2007

Pootie Sauce

(n.) The wetness that a pussy produces during intercourse.

Damn girl, My dick is dripping with your pootie sauce.

by Bonk Treat July 13, 2010

Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011