pooptart

A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.

I would like one corn Pooptart please.

by super beto May 10, 2009

poontastic

Adjective used for describing a woman's vagina which is in immaculate condition and perfectly waxed or shaved as well as clean.

"You know that chick I met the other night? When I took a look downstairs it was poontastic!"

by imperfect faerie June 15, 2006

pooptart

1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.

by Chase55 November 14, 2007

poontardo

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.

That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!

by #sukit March 2, 2015

poonfart

The action in which Daves mom farts cheesy gas out her poon

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

pootart

slang for a dumb gay person.

You are a pootart.

by johnnygo April 20, 2004

poontari

When the gonads scratches its wanjo.

The sloth committed poontari when climbing a bonzi tree

by douchewads July 2, 2008