Robot Poon

Similar to that of human poon, robot poon is that of a robot. Generally when one refers to getting robot poon, it is the most magical and electrifying poon a man will ever receive in his lifetime. Many a men search day and night on end to find this mystic poon.

Ryan-"Hey you ever get that sweet robot poon bro?"
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."

by 3 East Swag November 10, 2011

spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

by Mr BigG April 30, 2015

spoon poon

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

by Jazzual August 27, 2011

Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding

Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!

by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poon tokens

Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.

Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.

There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.

I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.

I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.

I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.

by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010

Pooja

Pooja is one of the prettiest light brown skinned girl you'll ever find. She is fuckin gorgeous. Never miss the the chance to ask her out. Pooja gets self conscious sometimes about the way she looks, but she has the most perfect body (average size and height). She is also very rich, but doesn't show it off. She also has very pretty eyelashes and good sense of style. Pooja's like big deee's. Pooja will look even hotter when she is older. You will love hanging out with her since she is so fukin funny and an amazing person with sooo many friendss.

I love Pooja and need her every second of my life.

by poojask2 January 21, 2019