I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
by King Benny February 25, 2009
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Get the Poonitentiary mug.Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.
by RonCoyote July 28, 2011
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Get the Pooniti mug.A sexual maneuver which allows the male to penetrate four holes within a female partner all at once. The female lies on her stomach while the male partner stands in between her legs, penetrating her vagina. At the same time, he inserts his left hand finger into her anus, while the female arches her back as the male inserts two fingers into her nostrils and pulls back to maintain the position.
Last night my girlfriend and I attempted the Poonitrator, but I pulled too hard and she tore a muscle.
by Myth&Tarnesh January 7, 2009
Get the Poonitrator mug.An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
Get the Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis mug.I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.
by No Amnesty June 25, 2007
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