Poonch

A poon punch. A punch to a woman's genitals. Used when a woman is acting up and disobeying her man. Also applies to bitch ass dudes.

Dude, is that a salad? I'm bouta poonch you if you don't toss that shit

by PoonchmasterX September 16, 2010

poonch

A hard punch delivered to a vagina, usually in a fit of anger. It is a combination of the word "poon" and "punch".

"Dude I poonched that chick cause she wasn't giving it up last night."

by macaroony and cheese March 22, 2008

Poonch

A poonch is an adjective to describe lynn

lynn is stupid and is a poonch

by johnson boy December 13, 2008

poonch

Short, cropped haircut most commonly seen on emo kids and guys in death metal bands; like oliver sykes

Have you seen Oliver Sykes' poonch, it's so gnarly!

by gemorb March 24, 2010

kuti di poonch

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.

Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"

by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007

Poonching

punching someones cat

i just got done poonching a very hairy pussy

by blocqnn November 7, 2023

Poonch

The act of coitus. To fornicate. To have sex. To make-a-sexytime like Borat says.

When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 July 18, 2024