Poonch

A poon punch. A punch to a woman's genitals. Used when a woman is acting up and disobeying her man. Also applies to bitch ass dudes.

Dude, is that a salad? I'm bouta poonch you if you don't toss that shit

by PoonchmasterX September 16, 2010

poonch

A hard punch delivered to a vagina, usually in a fit of anger. It is a combination of the word "poon" and "punch".

"Dude I poonched that chick cause she wasn't giving it up last night."

by macaroony and cheese March 22, 2008

Poonch

A poonch is an adjective to describe lynn

lynn is stupid and is a poonch

by johnson boy December 13, 2008

poonch

Short, cropped haircut most commonly seen on emo kids and guys in death metal bands; like oliver sykes

Have you seen Oliver Sykes' poonch, it's so gnarly!

by gemorb March 24, 2010

kuti di poonch

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.

Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"

by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007

Poonch

Incorrect spelling for the native word "Poonj". Poonj means sex.

Did you poonch her real deadly like?

by vboy97 June 6, 2022

Poonch

The act of coitus. To fornicate. To have sex. To make-a-sexytime like Borat says.

When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 July 18, 2024