poopmeister

not a nice person, loser, someone who smells bad

john is a poopmeister

by poopiedoopie February 22, 2007

Bookmeister

a person who has a powerful connection with the book (pronounced b-oo-k...not b-u-k)

He is a Bookmeister, we must be cautious

by How To Play December 1, 2020

poopymeister

An insult for someone who isn't being the big epic.

*Guy does something*

Eli: oh my God you're such an idiot

Cali: shut up Eli you're a poopymeister

Eli: no, you're a poopymeister

Cali: okay poopymeister

Eli: whatever poopymeister

by I want to die, please kill me November 2, 2019

Proofmeister

Someone who continuously reads scientific and mathematical articles on Wikipedia in an effort to learn the derivations or proofs behind equations and concepts from high school science and math courses. Other symptoms include obnoxiously disrupting the class to ask teachers to show proofs or derivations (e.g. the derivation of Newton's Second Law) but rarely getting a response. The student may even email Michio Kaku to resolve a physics debate between two students in the class.

Student: Please show me the proof for the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Part II.

Teacher: No, you proofmeister!

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Student: How do you derive K=1/2mv^2?

Teacher performs proof.

Student: So now can you derive U = 1/2kx^2?

Teacher: No.

by Dr. Gav November 23, 2010

poonmeister

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.

'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'

by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009

poopymeister

Someone who is not the big epic or something

Dark: I'm cool

Eli: you're a poopymeister

Cali: shut up poopymeister

Delta: Ok

Eli: poopy...

Cali: ...meister

by I want to die, please kill me November 2, 2019

poomister

poomister is a name we call eachother when we are taking a poop in the sink and we clap our hands
HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HARVEY BONER

HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HAREVY BONER POOMISTER

by jacisgayandjakeisacoolman August 1, 2019