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poofta

An common Australian term, a poofta is equivalent to a homosexual.
Don't be a poofta and wear a pink shirt.
by jkdsen October 17, 2016
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poofta

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"
the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.
by Edit Machine April 28, 2005
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poofta

The aftersmell of a fart. Usually follows the farter.
Holy God, Marc! What a poofta!
by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004
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poofta flaps

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps
by dildonose January 23, 2010
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Poofta mate

Aussie saying to inform Simone that they're A total gay cunt
by Legit_cunt69 August 30, 2017
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lady poofta

A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.

Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.

Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree December 7, 2011
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poofta dog

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog
My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog
by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023
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