the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.
by caoboi July 13, 2015
"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."
-Poocrastination
-Poocrastination
by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010
The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 10, 2011
noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?
Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.
Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....
Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.
Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....
by lanaumass December 10, 2013
When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
by Inky water March 23, 2023