Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

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Pontius Pilate... Somebody who allows something to happen that they could have prevented. Then they reap the benefits.

Somebody who defers responsibility for actions to somebody else and then reaps the benefits. Read the example, it makes more sense.

A: "So-and-so is going to get fired unless you say something!"
B: "That's not my responsibility"
A: "Good attitude, Pontius."

by Caz July 25, 2004

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Pontius Pilate

Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown

So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.

by QuoetryMaster May 27, 2022

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pontius pilate

Dublin common slang version of "toilet" in the style of cockney-rhyming slang.

I need to go me pontius pilate!

by Damien216 December 19, 2007

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Ponthus

The sexiest dude on planet Earth.
Has a huge penis and can make women cum just by looking at them.
Also is very smart with an iq of 650

Girl 1 - hey lisa, isnt that Ponthus?
Lisa - yes it is he is looking this way
Girl 1 - omg i just came and squirted in ny panties when he looked me in the eyes
Lisa - i know i did too..

by Sexygirlwithabigass96 November 22, 2021

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