pond

To pond - to have sexual intercourse with someone affectionately.
I would really love to pond Amy Pond.
by Anonymouse42139 April 27, 2010
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pond

cool water where people go to cool off - located on a farm. a place for sexual explorations.

it is also a secret meeting place on hot summer nights, for college homosexuals.
Holden: Have you seen Luke and Noah?
Lily: Yes, I think they just went down to the pond


Luke: That was the best swim I have ever had.
Noah: Oh I know.
by cjlxx April 17, 2009
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pond

1. A man-made body of water usually found in gardens and parks.

2. A website based around weird animations, usually crap) flash games and a weird (really weird) storys.

3. Home of the Billy Chronicles
1. I have five fish swimming in my pond.

2. Have you guys checkout pond.6te.net recently.

3. Have you read the latest Billy Chronicle at pond.6te.net yet. It's worse than the last one and that must have been really hard.
by Jordon Peace December 19, 2005
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ponding

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.
by Kafka129 December 24, 2006
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ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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Pond

A body of water similar in size to a pool. Larger than a puddle but smaller than a lake, ponds usually have some time of small lifeforms living within.
I found 25 dollars tied to a body in the pond down the street. Woohoo! 25 dollars!
by babaloulou November 12, 2003
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[Pond]

The prefix for a special type of person who not only uses hacks, but decides to be the biggest dick possible while doing it, via teabagging, being toxic, and aimbotting from across the map. Despite their very obvious aimbot that anybody who has been in a match has seen, they never seem to get banned. You can find them commonly in the game Heroes and Generals, where they are online almost daily, and ruin any match they are in due to their combination of some of the best guns in the game, with their aimbot making them almost undefeatable.
Oh, the Pond people are in this match, get ready to lose, you know they're going to be using their cheats again.
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