ponderize

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

by friesounz November 25, 2015

Ponder

To reflect or consider with thoroughness and care

Something to ponder on

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Lobster pincer

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.

3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*

by Unknown Panda June 1, 2020

poncey southern git

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.

Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.

by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

Ponder

To think about that person or keep constantly bringing up their names.

Ponder - To be in love with them or had a crush on them.

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Ponder

To think and keep mention their names over and over again with concerns.

My friend Ponder when he met her.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021