Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany August 4, 2008

Poltergeist

A ghost or other supernatural being supposedly responsible for physical disturbances such as making loud noises and throwing objects about.

Mikah: "There's a Poltergeist in our house, Katie."

by Mikea__Robriguess April 30, 2015

poltergeist

Scariest movie ever about the paranormal.

Poltergeist 2 really scared me. It scared me so bad it gave me nightmares.

by Saints September 24, 2003

poltergeist

A poltergeist is another type of ghost. However, these are easily confused with demons. The reason is because not only do they possess the powers of a spirit and apparition, they can touch and move things as well. Demons usually possess these powers and that's why they are usually all confused with demons. Comes in ball, shadow or full detail form.

Poltergeists are ghosts that can move objects, touch objecrs, make noise and can appear and be sensed like a spirit.

by Parapsychologist February 14, 2015