popblocked

when you open up a soda can and somone else comes out of nowhere to take the first sip, subsequentially claiming it their beverage

I cracked open a mountain dew and that bastard stright up popblocked me

by J.P. Palmer May 24, 2007

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

by Mouskey March 30, 2011

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011

The Jackson Pollock

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.

Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

Caramel Pollock

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.

by The whiter guy August 19, 2009

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008