Pollen

Flower genital lint.

The bee took pollen from one flower to another as it pollinated the flower garden.

by YomommaB April 16, 2021

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph

Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off

by JF725Rock May 14, 2015

pollen bangers

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)

Pollen bangers are quality

by El cunto February 19, 2017

Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.

My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.

by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Pollen chucker

Chucker of pollen

Yo man, that guy is such a pollen chucker.

by Paul N. Chucker February 25, 2022