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polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Polar Whore-Tax

This is an additional fee/tax that a prostitute charges when the requested sexual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.
The hooker told him she charged an additional 'Polar Whore-Tax' when he requested her to give him a blowjob in the snow.
by Master Kitty February 23, 2014
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polnareffsexual

A sexual attraction towards Jean Pierre Polnareff from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders / JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.
Person 1: Bro, I think I'm polnareffsexual.

Person 2: Part 3 or 5 Polnareff?
by JPPolnareff October 15, 2019
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torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
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Policarpio

A surname of Greek and Italian origin.

From the Greek, "poly" and "karpos" meaning 'many fruit'. This pertains to 'many children' or 'many offspring' instead of 'many plant genitalia'.

The family crest motif is yellow, black, and red-orange, featuring a large black eagle perched on a red-orange branch, set against a yellow background. The crest is of Greek origin, still popularly used by the descendant of the Pontian Greeks. The eagle, of course, is a symbol of strength, immortality, farsightedness, and courage. In mythology, Zeus often took on the form of an eagle.

Historians have speculated that the name 'Policarpio' derives from Saint Polycarp, once a bishop of Smyrna. Saint Polycarp was known to have many followers and disciples that travelled all over the world, hence the varying locations in which the surname 'Policarpio' are popular (Italy, Spain, the Philippines). His many followers may also explain why he has 'many fruit' because he considered his followers as his children.
There is a 'Policarpio Street' in the Philippines that is popular during Christmas due to its lavish decorations. This only proves how awesome this name is.
by thoreauviandouche August 8, 2012
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Dirty Polar Bear

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.
by Zmann966 September 11, 2011
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Poltard

Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).
Damn this board is full of poltards.
by Tranny420 December 3, 2020
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