PokeManiac

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

Pokemanz

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.

"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"

by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009

pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

pokeman

Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.

Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"

by Shottie January 7, 2005

pokeman

the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call pokemon "pokeman"

Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!

by BlackWarGreymon October 1, 2006

pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

by wtf March 1, 2005

Pokeman

The teacher word for Pokemon. Mostly used with the word card(s).

"PUT THOSE POKEMAN CARDS AWAY!"

by Colress's Waifu July 9, 2018