Pokemon Go

Released in 2016

If you don't know what Pokemon Go is you must have been on an isolated island.

Pokemon go is sweeping the globe

People get hit by cars.

Friend: hey have you heard of Pokemon Go?
Me: yeah
Friend: how do u like it
Me: it's not a good game because someone jumped my fence. People get hit by cars

Friend: well do you play it
Me: no
Friend: wanna hang out??
Me: nope I've already made plans with my friend to play Pokemon go. We're heading downtown and I'm level 5. Catch ya later.
Me: runs off

Friend: allllllriiiiiiight errrrrrrrr

Pokemon Go by LastingSpark July 22, 2016

Pokemon Go

The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.

Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"

Pokemon Go by xXxThugsteRxXx July 11, 2016

Pokemon GO

Modern Day Exercise.

I know many people who have always hated getting out of the house, but after downloading Pokemon GO, they're like, "HEY WANNA WALK TEN MILES I FOUND A PIDGY THERE."

Pokemon GO by literallycoconuts July 15, 2016

Pokémon Go 

The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.

Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."

Pokémon Go by Bjorn Svedkins July 12, 2016

Pokemon Go

Nintendo's attempt to get their fans to exercise, socialize, and improve overall mental health. All while catching Pokemon.

I'm Pokemon Go-ing!

Me too!

Pokemon Go by Pupper Lord July 27, 2016

Pokemon Go

the only reason why people are outside

kid:I play Pokemon go everyday

random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf

Pokemon Go by UnsubToDRM June 10, 2017

Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!

Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!

Pokemon GO by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016