Pogonophobia

Fear of beards

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

by eratatosk December 28, 2011

pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007

polonipwned

The act of being killed (pwned) by the radioactive element Polonium 210.

Alexander Litvinenko, the spy, got polonipwned by "Mother Russia."

by Sirar December 1, 2006

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017