Postabating

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."

by Varnpike September 10, 2014

postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.

Don't you adore the Postal Service?

by Ellie April 17, 2004

Postal Dude

A man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullshit of life got to him. Now, you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude got pissed off, and slaughtered Paradise City. He said, "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... Surprise!"

by GROMM July 23, 2004

Postal Dude

A really fucking cool guy from the game series "Postal", he also wants you or your surviving family members to sign his petition.

Postal Dude: Would you please sign my petition?

Loser: no fuck off postal dude

Postal Dude: You gotta be fucking kidding me. (kills the loser)

by The Real Postal Dude (REAL!) July 5, 2021

postabate

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.

Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....

by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012