1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.
2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.
3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.
2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.
3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.
My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.
by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023
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Pappy van Poodle is a character from a free to play 3DS game called Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball released in western territories in 2014. Until early 2019, almost everyone, especially in the West, had no idea of the character’s existence. This is most likely because, to even see him, you have to purchase an in-game mini-game from Rusty (the shop owner) without using the haggling option to reduce the price of said mini-game. However, when YouTuber Nick Robinson uploaded a video titled “ The Nintendo character with zero Google results”, interest of Pappy van Poodle skyrocketed and within 5 months he went from 0 to 15,100 Google search results, was featured in a video with over 3 million views as of October 22nd 2019 and even got a petition on change.org to get him into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
“Pappy van Poodle for Smash!”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”
by SleepyCustard October 22, 2019
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Get the paddledick mug.1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
Get the Ass Waddling Paddle Master mug.A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
by stanky wanky March 7, 2017
Get the dildo peddler mug.Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
by Telephony September 26, 2010
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