poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

poophole sniffer

something that enjoys sniffing poopholes

My cat Emily is a poophole sniffer.

by Laura April 27, 2004

postphone

A verb meaning "to put off a phone call until a later time."

I know you want to talk, but the plane's about to take off. We'll have to postphone.

by Snerko November 18, 2010

Pornophones

A set of headphones which have only one speaker working. Are named pornophones because they are often used by 13 year olds to watch porn without being heard.

I caught my little cousin looking at two girls one cup with a pair of pornophones.

by Kaios June 4, 2009

Poophole

Similar to a loophole in a signed agreement, except the legal binding fixates on the defense, who is the recipient of the injunction that requires the alleged offender to bottom for the prosecution. If the motion is carried, the defense is legally obligated to provide analingus to the prosecution with the alternative being legal and financial penalization. Similar to a plea deal or a settlement, a poophole is designed with the intention of reducing the legal and/or financial burden imposed on the defense in the event of a victory for the prosecution. The poophole itself is a mysterious and mostly unknown legal strategy that can be employed against the defense if they're cute and promiscuous enough.

Joseph: So, how did your court case go down?
Uriel: Ah, it went better than I expected. I thought they'd try to incarcerate me but instead, I got let off with a Poophole clause.
Joseph: That's wassup

by Bigfinger4000 November 14, 2020

The Poopzone

The Poopzone is similar to the friend-zone. The way it happens is if you send someone that you don't like/don't want to talk to, a picture of your poop.

Damn! Bryson put that hoe in The Poopzone!

by inthepoopzone October 26, 2020

poophole

self expanatory

i liked her poophole and got shit in my mouth. i didnt mind though, cause it tasted like corn. i love corn.

by Some Guy February 24, 2003