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Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.
I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.
by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017
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Portapussy

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.
Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy
by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018
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jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.
There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.
by Ausdawg July 26, 2018
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Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.
Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!
by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008
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Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles
"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"
by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003
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Portapuss

The Portapuss is the mascot for Gorill State University.

No one knows the exact origins of the word or what it means, but there are many theories. Most believe it is the combination of some word containing "port" and "pussy" - it is well known that all portapusses like pussy.

Some suggest the "port" derives from "Portland," as in Portland, Oregon. Portland is thought to be the second favorite city of Gorill State co-founder A.R. Nielsen.

Others believe it comes from "portapotty."

Whatever the case, Portapuss is not to be confused with the platypus, although at many times, a platypus can be a Portapuss.
"Check out all those Portapusses!"

"I didn't realize anyone could like Portapuss so much...."
by griffsterb February 4, 2009
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Socktapus

The great octopus-like god ruling over dungeoneers in the world of warcraft. Tributes, prayer, and wearing of fealty tabards ensure his goodwill.
The great Socktapus did not look favorably on the mage and gave her a roll of 3 for her shoulder trinket token.
by Shutyerpiehole November 26, 2011
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