Meat Pocket

When a male approaches another person and inserts his genitalia into the trouser pocket of an unknowing bystander.

Ah man, I was standing in the lunch line the other day and Randy gave me a rancid meat pocket.

by Slamdance May 10, 2006

Meat pocket

Simply a loose and extremely moist vagina

“I hooked up with this girl last night. She had a meat pocket for a pussy”

by I got eczema March 24, 2019

Meat Pocket

A small, yet incredibly tasty flaky crust of a pocket, filled with a meat like substance, can be pork, beef or spam.

A "massive meat pocket" is a pocket filled with meatl, inflated to an enormus stature.

by Simon Landau February 10, 2004

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

by anonymous December 8, 2020

sweaty meat pocket

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.

Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!

by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022

Mongolian meat pocket

A sloppy, smelly, vagina with over grown meat curtains.

When Gianna sat unclothed on the steps the horrendous smell hit us even before her Mongolian meat pocket touched the steps below.

by FACHE718 March 25, 2026

Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020