A homemade mask made of old underwear or other clothing. This is something that you will see in a Walmart setting or lower class area. It is worn to assert dominance against Covid-19 even though it only makes your immune system worse and gives you pneumonia.
“Hey did you see Isaac choking on that pneumonia rag?”
“Yeah, he weighs 450lbs does he think is healthy to begin with?”
“Morbidly obese people shouldn’t be complaining about people who don’t wear masks”
“Yeah, he weighs 450lbs does he think is healthy to begin with?”
“Morbidly obese people shouldn’t be complaining about people who don’t wear masks”
by Wankertrickles66 December 27, 2021

What you catch when you're in a hurry to go out so you put on pants that haven't finished drying, leaving your rear cold and wet.
a.k.a. assfreeze
a.k.a. assfreeze
by Scott OOX May 9, 2008

Penile Pneumonia – A rare case of chronic pain of the male private region brought on by excessive exposure to cold air (i.e. Winter winds, air conditioning or prolonged exposure to a refrigerator's freezer.) Typically experienced after a duration of time spent pants-less.
Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.
by Lilmama0411 September 8, 2011

The most annoying illness in the world. Includes coughing really loudly and soar throat, but you can still walk.
by RTK55101 July 2, 2018

Yo bro ya homie just got diagnosed with Pneumococcal Pneumonia.
What the fuck is Pneumococcal Pneumonia? Is it some kind of fucking parasite or some shit?
No bro, Pneumococcal Pneumonia is something I don’t give a fuck about.
What the fuck is Pneumococcal Pneumonia? Is it some kind of fucking parasite or some shit?
No bro, Pneumococcal Pneumonia is something I don’t give a fuck about.
by Birdmaster11 December 27, 2019

Yo bro I have Pneumococcal Pneumonia.
What the fuck is Pneumococcal Pneumonia?
No fucking idea bro.
Bro...
What the fuck is Pneumococcal Pneumonia?
No fucking idea bro.
Bro...
by Birdmaster11 December 27, 2019

A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia
by Diccwett123123 February 17, 2018
