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Plankton
by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011
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plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
by Doddi September 14, 2007
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thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
by dec457 April 24, 2011
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Plink

Is plink racist?
Yes, it's racist you dirty plink.
by Avalon_McKay January 10, 2022
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plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq

You are at most boredom that a human can reach. Now ... go to class
Jim - oy Tom, I got a new idea!
Tom - what is it

Jim - type plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq
Tom - cool
by NordicNoah March 9, 2019
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office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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