Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Pusstache

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

by Janos C February 27, 2011

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010

plasticheese

the spicy synthetic cheese that comes out of the nacho cheese machine.

After waiting in line for five hours for my nachos I was dismayed to find that my chips were coated in plasticheese.

by realcheeselover October 15, 2009

pusstache

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008

pustacheo

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.

man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"

by cavemann December 13, 2008

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007