pump and dump

act of shitting and jerking off at the same time

i only had five minutes alone in the bathroom so i had to pump and dump

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Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.

"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"

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If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.

Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"

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Pump and dump

When you masturbate and s*** at the same time

Bro this morning I was on the hub and had me a old fashioned pump and dump

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When having sex with a girl missionary style, you pump 25 times, dump your vomit, then run.

Yesterday i was 25 pump and dumping on this girl and now i think she hates me.

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A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.

Hey bro, you calling her again? Or is she a pump and dump?

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When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

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