plook 

the sound a turd makes whilst dropping into toilet water

need I say anymore ? plook.

plook by goatmaster77 January 13, 2006

plook 

A lazy, ugly person that does something to annoy you.

Luis: Hey, I was on the computer.
Anne: Sorry, Luis, but you went to the bathroom and now I'm on it.
Luis: You're such a plook.

plook by Hilda and Macaroni Onions September 21, 2005

Plook 

A person who gets a sexual thrill from taking a dump.

Oh my god! I heard that bobby was a plook, damn he has no life!

Plook by Asian inductee April 1, 2010

plook 

Either a vagina or an anus, but you are not sure.

Hey, did you just shove it into the wrong part of my plook?

plook by Earth2Mars November 1, 2020

Plook

To suddenly squirt out a unpredictable amount of a liquid substance.

You could plook some ketchup on a hamburger. The toothpaste plooked onto my toothbrush. My dry sandwich needed another plook of mayonnaise.

Plook by danoboy September 29, 2026

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!

You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm by ilikericee February 5, 2019

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by Kiersere September 26, 2009