Ploof

To pop or burst your scrotum.

I ploofed my bouncy balls.

by MyWordIsLAW January 30, 2015

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 23, 2009

ploof

referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met

Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.

by FlonShnobe April 02, 2011

ploof

the excess fat piled above the crotch region

" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"

by YOUNG CHRIS GEEZY December 13, 2005

ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

by sid pain October 20, 2008

ploof

ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof

when i busted in her mouth, a fuck load of ploof came out

by the whackenator September 23, 2004

ploof

when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.

Lets go ploofing tonight girls.
I ploofed while hitting your kufi.

by new crew January 15, 2007