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Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.
Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds
by Nion_YT May 8, 2022
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Please do not like this post

If you do, I will end your family life.
by co5oo November 9, 2019
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the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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Pleased

Where one or more people/person feels proud or happy with an accomplished task
Pleasure to meet you Britney Spears / ‘ I am pleased with myself
by Claude Monet April 4, 2019
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Pleasedon'tcallmesexistforsayingsomestupidstuff

It means "pleasedon'tbeafeminist" except it is far deeper ;-) It is a chat board saving word... it can save lives... it can (hopefully) even be added to urbandictionary.com also... I just made it up so... most of all it is an exception to rule 34 yeah... until I post it then weirdos will... NEVERMIND!

1.) It is a word used when you are not misogynistic.
2.) it's a really long word
3.) I made it up while chatting with my friend on brainly, I choose not to expose him or "Yøu"
You: I think that some girls are attractive when they're happy. :-)
Feminist: You misogynistic trash!
You: What it's true in fact--
Feminist: This is why--
You (using your new-found awesome word): "Pleasedon'tcallmesexistforsayingsomestupidstuff"
Feminist: uh, noni--
by Infernape_Rox_77 December 6, 2017
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Pleased to make you an acquaintance

A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
by mlhiss May 31, 2020
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Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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