plead the second 

Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.

When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.

plead the second by Nick D October 25, 2004

plead out

To plead guilty in the hope of getting a reduced sentence or some other consideration.

'Scunge was caught with his hand in the till, but he chose to plead out while implicating others and got off with a suspended sentence.'

plead out by anarcissie January 9, 2012

plead the sip 

When you take a sip of your drink instead of answering an awkward question (à la plead the fifth)

Sarah: Joe, I'd like to be more than friends. What do you think?
Joe: *sips drink*
Sarah: Dammit Joe, don't just plead the sip! Grow a pair and turn me down like a man.

plead the sip by TheDefinerofColloquialisms October 22, 2013

Plead the 5th 

Not admit to being guilty or innocent, because doing either may get you into trouble.

Friend: Did you bring back edibles from Colorado?

Me: I plead the 5th!

Plead the 5th by Yeeha234 August 23, 2017

Plead the third 

To plead against having soldiers come live in your home... very reasonable

I plead the third, your honor.

Plead the third by ohshootdarnit August 17, 2019

Plead The 4th 

Proclaiming this erases all the idiotic things you did during the 4th of July weekend.

May be attributed to heavy drinking, marijuana etc.
It is a weekend of celebration, all your sins are acceptableand shall be forgiven if, and only if, you say this statement.

Girl: Why the fuck did you try to get in my pants this weekend?

Guy: I Plead the 4th

Plead The 4th by Vard-Face July 7, 2010

plead trolling 

Trying to save face after you lose an online debate by claiming it was all a prank and you were somehow controlling your opponent.

I've run out of arguments and I'm tired, so I'm going to plead trolling instead of not posting anymore or resuming later.

plead trolling by RJ45L October 22, 2013