Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

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Platinum Pill

Like the Gold Pill but with God on your side.

He took the Platinum Pill and believe in himself and a higher power. Now look how successful his life is.

by TheHeroKing January 8, 2021

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Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

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Platinum Pussy

A peson who thinks their shit dont stink. Someone who thinks they're too good for the simple things in life. Someone who thinks they're high class cause they got one expensive thing.

"lets take the bus into the city to see the show tonight"

"BUS?! sorry hunny i dont do buses."

"Bitch please who do you think you are Platinum Pussy"

Matt thinks hes Platinum Pussy cause he brought a bottle of blue label to the party

by Raulinoodles May 17, 2009

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Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

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