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Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.
Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
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pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::
by BKS April 21, 2004
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Harry Pooter

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
by BQ/BC August 29, 2009
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Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit
Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!
by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019
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Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss
I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.
by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011
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Proternalisation

I created this word one night while plasma-surfing through the spirit-realm. It is linguistically the opposite of contemplate, to eternalise/crystallize the pros. Once you have extracted essential material or answers to anything while contemplating you record them, and attempt to implement them in whatever matter it is. Let's go in the wise words of Don Juan Matus:"When you see the ally, you must become one with it."
One good example would be music, listening closely to the sounds and feels, you contemplate what might complement it well, once you discover what the sonic-ally is, whether it be an open hi-hat, sitar or funky bassline, you take it and proternalise it into the song.

J: I have finally discovered that periscoping the world around you is one effective way to escape any bland setting, this is now an integral part of my "Making the world a whole lot trippier escapade". What sort of sation would this discovery be considered?

C: Let's call it; Proternalisation.

J: Word. It sounds like what contemplation would eventually give birth to.
by Phosphorojic September 29, 2010
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Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"
The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009
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