pizzowned 

To be owned so bad you just have to leave!!!

YoU BeTTeR CaLL PiZZa HuT BeCaUsE YoU JuSt GoT PiZzOwNeD!

pizzowned by -Chr!$^- July 31, 2005

Pizzowned 

1.Being owned by the act of being pissed on.
2. To own some one by pissing on them.

1. Dude she just got pizzowned by that drunk.
2. Shut Up! before I pizzown you

Pizzowned by Joeseph Holland November 6, 2008

pillowned 

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

pillowned by Pheeel December 24, 2008

hizzowned 

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

hizzowned by TheMan July 26, 2004

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pjizzowned 

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.

1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!

pjizzowned by Teh M43n September 26, 2005

Pozowned

1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.

"You just got Pozowned, n00b"

Pozowned by Sibbers December 3, 2005