Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Pita Bread tits

Some hoe with tits like a 3 yr olds.

"That bitch faced little hoe fucker cunt has Pita Bread tits"

by Fucc me daddy September 18, 2016

Pita bread tits

A woman's breast that looks triangular and ussaslualy cums with a side of hummus

Ugh, Jenny has such pita bread tits.

by Dankpepes4life September 18, 2016

pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

by craigahman December 9, 2008

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023