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n. - An area for graffiti artists and writers to practice their graffiti. Pits are usually abandoned buildings or washes where it isn't frequented by too many people, allowing writers to practice at peace. (For the most part: i.e. beef with other writers and occasional police call)
Person 1: "You see my new burner at the pits?"
Person 2: "Shit was sick... but who did you go over?"
Person 1: "Just some toys."
pits by MACKonER September 29, 2010
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Pits by Pits March 25, 2003
A place in Taupo New Zealand, where the “cool” kids like to take their utes and mean as whips with their underage girls in the back to hang out. Typically, vaping, mdma, smoking cones, eating maccas and statutory rape are undertaken here.
Let’s go hang out at pits

Wanna go to pits tonight?
Pits by Yeah_the_boys September 3, 2019
Founded by the greek scholar Pliny The Elder, it was used as a war cry against the uprising children
Pits by and'n't November 8, 2021

pits and pearls 

good and bad, the pitfall and the secret of success
Dr Ting gave pits and pearls of LASIK, the latest refractive surgery in the conference.
pits and pearls by Ying Ting Chen January 9, 2009

Pits McCheeseburger 

A term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have "pit stains" as a result of profuse sweating originating from the massive amount of body fat present in the individual's body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. Hense... Pits McCheeseburger
"Ahh dude check out Pits McCheeseburger over there!"

"Yeah man, that nasty bastard just ate another burger! Thats like 5!!"

Pits, pack, crack, get out! 

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"