picosexual

The attraction to the fictional character Pico, a Newgrounds mascot appearing in games such as Friday Night Funkin’ and Pico’s School.

Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Picosexual.
Person 1: Ew, that’s weird.
Person 2 proceeds to shoot Person 1 with an UZI.

by NotVoldemort12 January 24, 2021

Pterosexual

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.

"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"

by crggg April 30, 2006

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

Pianosexual

To be sexually attracted to people who play pianos or/and pianos.

Tim: do you have a Piano

Jim: yes why?
Tim: HOT DID U KNOW I'M 'PIANOSEXUAL'

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

patriosexual

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

peterosexual

Wishiung for or fantasizing about sexual pleasure with u or a neighbors pet

While playing "truth or dare" I was surprised to find out how many of my friends were actually secretly peterosexual

by pornstaron June 7, 2016

prosexual

Someone with a pansexual attitude
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.

2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords

"I like fucking girly boys, and boyish girls, im a genderqueer whos 100% male and 100% female, i don't conform to socially constructed definitions as i don't feel organs make up the sex appeal of individuals." - prosexual

by Jeremy May 28, 2006