Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

by (TheDude) May 04, 2007

pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

by Greg October 18, 2002

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to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!

by steven desmond January 26, 2007

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

pitching a tent

This my children is code name for i got a boner.The word is used to discribe the way pants go up looking like a tent when you get a boner.

I was looking at porn the other day and i started pitching a tent

by {JLS} June 07, 2009

pitching a tent

he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob

boner woody pitching a tent

by Amy Dillbutt September 23, 2007

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 07, 2010