pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

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pissis

Pissis = pissaliisa. "Piss Liza". Finnish slang.

A girl aged 11-16, who dresses in Miss Sixty jeans, drinks cider, smokes, wears strings and acts "bad" and "tough".

The name comes from their habit of peeing openly in public places, such as parks etc.

"Jos sä haluut olla pro-pissis sun täytyy vedä siduu ja elää tätä 24/7"

"If u wanna b a pro-pissis u gotta life it 2 the fullest 24/7"

by Mikko September 22, 2004

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Pissis

Young finnish teenager girl or boy. Use much time and money to keep her(him)self looking cool. Uses character "z" instead "s" drinks lot of sweet cider. Wear too tight trouser which leave hips visible

She is so pissis looking

by matti March 5, 2005

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Pisstistity Level

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.

His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

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