pussycrack

“Pussycrack” is a nickname made up by your dumbass friends who are too high to come up with absolutely anything better.

“Wassup pussycrack?”

by Allen Seth December 21, 2018

Pissbrick

1. A rude or inconsiderate person.

2. Literally; frozen urine in the shape of a brick.

1. You see that guy? He is such a pissbrick.

2. It's so cold outside I bet we could make pissbricks!

by GwonamHyrule2634 January 3, 2010

pissback

The small yet numerous particles of urine that are reflected back at you when you pee into a urinal/toilet bowl. This phenomena usually happens when too much force is exerted when trying to force the urine out, causing the pee to have such a high velocity that when it strikes the surface (either water or porcelian) it instantly atomizes and reflects back toward the direction where it originated from.

There's all this pissback on the floor by your toilet man, clean that up.

by Daddie March 22, 2007

Pisswrecked

Australian slang; defines heavy intoxication through alcohol consumption. Other descriptions could be wreckless, pissed, drunken, wrecked, smashed, fucked. Find someone pisswrecked at a piss-up. Typically characterised by staggering around, slurred words...etc.

Some random: "The other night was a prooty well-sick piss-up."
Me: "Yeah I got well pisswrecked!"

by *Dools* June 13, 2005

Pisshacking

Adj - Terrible, wrong, ugly, etc.
Verb - Loitering, Hanging Out

Adj - I can't believe I have to take this pisshacking test!
Verb - Damn kids are always pisshacking around my shop!

by SolarisDevorak January 28, 2015

Pisswhack

To slap a stream of urine back and forth with one's flat-palmed hand. Can be a solo or group activity performed by either gender. Generally practised at urinals and public toilets.

"I'll be right back, gotta go take a pisswhack"

"My game was on point that night, I pisswhacked at a rate of 329wpm (whacks per minute)"
"I pisswhacked the shit outta this guy's stream at the urinal last night, his expression was one of liberation"
"Some guy started pisswhacking me at the urinal, the experience has brought me closer to Jesus"

by MuntMaker May 23, 2016

Pisstracted

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.

The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.

by Esserboo July 19, 2017