Pintle Hook

When a man's Prince Albert piercing gets caught up on a woman's clit ring.

A guy goes to the doctor and says to him "Look doc, you're a man, I'm a man, let me explain something to you... I was on the business end of a pintle hook, is there anything you can do to help me out?"

by Jared Dreym August 9, 2009

purtle

a man who cheats on girls incapable of changing and then his girlfriend takes him back every time.

"that man is a purtle"
"that purtle has game"

by SecretHushHushbaby December 30, 2007

portledge

A school that is more like a country club than a school. Kids with big egos and bigger bank accounts.

Did you see that Aston Martin in the parking lot? That is definitely a Portledge student.

by lilyachty November 17, 2016

Purtle

A mix between a Pig and Turtle.

I'm going to walk my Purtle.

by Mother fucking Applesauce December 18, 2012

Pintle

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).

I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.

by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012

pittlefarting

wasting time

hay bob qiut pittlefarting around

by Dustin Dakota Smith December 22, 2008

pittles

Another name for the axillae (armpits).

{John}: Hey Marcus, look at that dude coming out of the bar! He's got these huge, dinner plate-size salt-encrustulated wet puddles in his pittles!

{Marcus}: Ewww yuck! Hasn't that asshaberdasher ever heard of Mitchum?!?

by Telephony July 16, 2014