Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinocchio

When you stick your penis in a girls ear and try to get it through the other side

I tried to give her the Pinocchio but gave her Brian damage instead

by Pat_nizi December 27, 2020

Pinocchio

One who "masks up" for COVID but only covers their mouth.

Eww, the guy working the deli counter is a Pinocchio. I don't want him breathing on my food.

by BabAziz January 6, 2022

Pinocchio

Someone who wishes that they were a real boy

Trans-sexuals are modern day Pinocchio's.

by Richard_Carmicheal December 20, 2007

Pinocchio

A sexual game played between a couple. Where in most case's the female would sit on the male's face allowing his nose to go into the sphynxter. While indulging in this activity the male can proceed to tell lies and his nose grows allowing more pleasure for the female, elimating the thought of lying not being a good thing to do.

Come here baby lets play Pinocchio.. You sit on my face, I tell lies, its lots of fun!..

by The Notebook October 6, 2005

Pinocchio

when you get a hard on

hey man i was at this party and i got aPinocchio

by damn bruh thats a sweet meme June 3, 2017

Pinocchio

The most terrifying Disney movie of all time.

A wooden child gets abducted into slavery, exploited by Satan, turned into an ass, eaten by a whale, and somehow turns into a real boy at the end. Must be Pinocchio.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023