Pink Slip

The act of inserting a piece of paper into your girlfriends vagina while she’s on her period and proceeding to write the United States Constitution on it.

Hey babe, be careful or I may surprise you with a pink slip;)

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

pink slip

Everybody knows that a pink slip is slang for when a guy takes a girl's virginity. Once obtained, the male keeps the pink slip to that pussy forever; she can never get it back.

Before prom night Jennifer was a virgin, but I hear Johnny took her pink slip that night!

by g-locster March 6, 2008

pink slip

A Pink Slip is a drug certificate that enables you to get quantities of drugs for free from a dealer(s). Usually they go in rankings from red to the highest being pink.

Joe: Hey where's my stuff man
Dealer: Ain't got it bro I'll write you a pink slip so you get some free shit from the boss.

by thebigbadbaig January 20, 2008

pink slip

or Pussy, cunt, vagina, sideways sloppy joe (sideways taco), tuna cassarole, box, muff,

i'd like to stick it in her pink slip

by Alex May 13, 2005

pink slip

A deeply-face-coloring on-da-job goof dat not only makes your cheeks burn, but could actually be grounds for your boss's giving you da sack.

Da notoriously-bungling fuchsia-colored cartoon-feline seems to always be able to "come back for more" no matter what dumb-a** debacle he clumsily gets himself into, and so presumably he would not be overly concerned about getting a pink slip; as likeable and famous as he is, he could probably soon get another job somewhere else. Besides, we all know dat said valentine-colored puma totally adores dat "soothing 'n romantic" hue, anyway, and so it would probably actually make him happy to receive a document of dat pretty pastel tint.

by QuacksO April 10, 2020

Pink Slip

The act of putting the D into a vagina over and over.

Guy 1: "How'd the date go last night?"
Guy 2: "Banging mate! Gave her the pink slip."
Guy 1: "Top bantz!"

by banter5aurus September 15, 2016

pink slip

a type of race where to lose is to lose the vehicle you're driving/racing in.

Jones: Yo mate, up for a pink slip race for an Agera R? You lose, I'm taking your C7 Corvette. You win, you get my Agera R.

-some time later-

Jones: Yikes, I guess you win my lover...

by BasicTA1 April 30, 2022