Verb: To intentionally clog an unsuspecting host's toilet by the deposition of an excessively dense, smelly and bulbous shit. This action is preformed properly when said shit is visible even after the initial flush, as if someone had dumped pine cones in the bowl.
Why sir, thank you very much for pineconing my toilet while you were hammered last night. You should really pinecone the movie theater next time instead.
by docHolliday December 2, 2013
by Random Person November 29, 2004
Baseball player: "Have you heard about Randy McCormick?"
Coach: "The guy that got pineconed by a pitch?"
Baseball player: "Yeah. I wonder if he's out of the ICU."
Coach: "The guy that got pineconed by a pitch?"
Baseball player: "Yeah. I wonder if he's out of the ICU."
by Sven-Detlev September 9, 2009
by LBJ720 September 16, 2019
Say your kicked back, relaxing, having a good time. You light up a blunt and start smoking it and you share it with a girl. Then if the girl gets freaky and decides to blow you, your dick will end up smellin like weed. Weed-->tree= pine penis=cone hence...pinecone.
by Italy February 23, 2006
by Bruhwinnebago May 13, 2021
Noun: Pinecone is of the holy trinity of omnipotent beings that rule the fabrics of every universe
Adj: To ascend into godlike power and stature through the process of collecting pinecones and offering them to the god known as spork.
Adj: To ascend into godlike power and stature through the process of collecting pinecones and offering them to the god known as spork.
Timmy: "My daughters of Pinecone, we are gathered here today to paint the local goat population orange in service to pinecone. May Pinecone watch over us"
Goerge: "yee lets gooo"
Goerge: "yee lets gooo"
by I AM PINECONE PINECONE PINECON March 21, 2022