Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

Toe-pinching

annamarie made it up. its when you PINCH SOMEONE WITH YOUR FUCKING TOE AND IT CAUSES YOU MORE PAIN YOU HAVE EVER FELT IN YOUR LIFE. do not toe pinch. it hurts like hell.

ow. owie. nooo. toe-pinching

by fleh1029 January 17, 2011

Pinching

When an asshole of a drug dealer buys weed, and resells it for the same price, but pinches some weed from the bag for himself and not telling the buyer. Therefore, accumilating weed for free.

"Dont buy a bag from Brandon, i caught him pinching a couple times, that asshole"

by whatwhat113 March 30, 2009

Mush pinching

When someone pinches the tip of your penis

The boys got spy with a horrible mush pinching and he screamed like a 5 year old girl

by King7624 September 17, 2019

Pinching Off

>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.

>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.

Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.

Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.

by Ryzarh November 9, 2006

Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009